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BUI PODCAST: Episode I Can’t Remember

Sarai from GIRLBIKELOVE joins 40 Hands and D2 for some banter about women in cycling. 40 Hands becomes a Manbassador, then gets his Manbassador card Continue reading →The post BUI PODCAST: Episode I...

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Whoa, who peed in your Cheerios?

Take ‘er easy there Macho Brochacho, we’ll get through this.. byThe post Whoa, who peed in your Cheerios? appeared first on Drunkcyclist.com.

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Crawling Out of the Toilet

Let me start by saying I would slather my balls all over this bike, then shred the everloving shit out of it with what the Continue reading →The post Crawling Out of the Toilet appeared first on...

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Bullshit You Don’t Need For The Holidays

A couple years ago I wrote a post about crap you don’t need for the holidays and well, it’s that goofy time of year again Continue reading →The post Bullshit You Don’t Need For The Holidays appeared...

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BUI Podcast: How to Get Drunk in 50 States

Click on it to listen to the podcast. 40 Hands is assembling a beer map for the 50 states. E-mail him with your votes for Continue reading →The post BUI Podcast: How to Get Drunk in 50 States appeared...

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Global Trail Fuckage

Was having a chat with Dirty about the state of mountain biking, as two drunk dudes merely trying to wrap our heads around why the Continue reading →The post Global Trail Fuckage appeared first on...

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Who Invited the Fun Police?

So over the last few days we’ve all been having a good giggle at the chaos that unfolded at CX Nationals in Austin. Regardless of who’s Continue reading →The post Who Invited the Fun Police? appeared...

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BUI Podcast: Rebecca Rusch Says the F-Word

This week we interviewed Rebecca Rusch. She rides bikes, wrote a book, and drinks whiskey. It’s a little bit of alright. Click above, or direct Continue reading →The post BUI Podcast: Rebecca Rusch...

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This Meme Sucks

If you do the internet thing and follow bike stuff, you’ve probably seen this meme: That meme sucks for two reasons: It implies that you Continue reading →The post This Meme Sucks appeared first on...

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The Drunkcyclist Podcast: Episode Epic Rambling

Who the fuck knows what we’re talking about here… Click on the image to listen.     byThe post The Drunkcyclist Podcast: Episode Epic Rambling appeared first on Drunkcyclist.com.

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Pink gets me high as a kite

When I woke up on this brilliant Friday morning with the blinds struggling to contain the sun, I knew it was going to be a Continue reading →The post Pink gets me high as a kite appeared first on...

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E-Bikes: Recharging the Dumb in Mountain Biking

Some things are best kept away from the outlet; cars, weedwackers, stairs, towel dispensers, can openers, drivetrains, and most certainly mountain bikes are a few Continue reading →The post E-Bikes:...

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What Makes DC Special

DC.com is a place where real people say real shit and then other real people react. There is no censorship of the people writing for DC just like there isn't any for the many voices (fools and apostles...

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Here’s why your RV sucks

Last weekend, as I was preparing to leave the house, this commercial came on: “Away.” Whisper it to yourself, aloud, right now. Feels good, doesn’t Continue reading Here’s why your RV sucks→ The post...

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You get your law degree from Facebook?

Man, oh man. If you want to confront and shutdown a cop, make sure you’re schooled in your local revised code. Watch as this BMX rider Continue reading You get your law degree from Facebook?→ The post...

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The booze don’t care.

I have developed a soft spot for Sotol over the years and West Texas/Chihuahua is the place to find it. In all its peppery, smokey gut rotting goodness. I love every drop. Continue reading The booze...

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2016: And that, as they say, was that

It wasn’t all bad. The prevailing theme for the Internet’s end-of-year thinkpieces is pretty clear. Everyone thinks 2016 was a bust, pointing to the election Continue reading 2016: And that, as they...

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The emperor has always been naked.

Tomorrow another clown gets their scepter. A mass of constituents will take to the mall to celebrate, while another mass takes to the streets to Continue reading The emperor has always been naked.→ The...

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Drunkcyclist’s Guide to 24 Hours in the Old Pueblo

The Burning Man of bicycles. OP. #24hop. Old El Pablo. The big one. 24 Hour Town. It’s been called a lot of names. It’s the largest Continue reading Drunkcyclist’s Guide to 24 Hours in the Old Pueblo→...

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Tales from the Trail – Getting Stomp’d

“Getting stomp’d” out on the trail can have a variety of different meanings, and I’m about to get into my personal account from this past Continue reading Tales from the Trail – Getting Stomp’d→ The...

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