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FUCK YEA FRIDAY!!!

We started giving you guys ideas for the weekend with “FUCK YEA FRIDAYS!!!” and it seems to be working. And we thought compiling all of Continue reading →The post FUCK YEA FRIDAY!!! appeared first on...

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BUI Podcast, Episode 2: D2 Falls Down and Cave Goes Gluten-Free?

Well, you asked for it—god only knows why—so here’s EPISODE 2 OF THE BIKING UNDER THE INFLUENCE PODCAST! You’ll notice episode 1 has disappeared from Continue reading →The post BUI Podcast, Episode 2:...

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Old Pueblo Old Pueblo, How I Long Thee.

So I woke up 2 hours before my alarm, it’s 3:00am. Trying to figure out if I have the pre flight gitters, or just excited Continue reading →The post Old Pueblo Old Pueblo, How I Long Thee. appeared...

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Therapy

It takes a hundred miles of love to heal a mile of pain. – Ben Harper Like many of you, I self-medicate with the bicycle. Continue reading →The post Therapy appeared first on Drunkcyclist.com.

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Everybody 1, 2, 3, “Fuck USAC!”

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, USA Cycling is fucking bullshit and you don’t need them. Our friend Barry tells the same Continue reading →The post Everybody 1, 2, 3, “Fuck USAC!” appeared...

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Hey, don’t be a pussy.

George will start us off once again… (Transcript adjusted for relevance) Spring cycling used to mean something. It stood for biker attitude. Grimy faces and their torn up Continue reading →The post...

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On being rich

It was more than a decade ago, but I remember it like it was last week. I was sitting on an old cement stoop chatting Continue reading →The post On being rich appeared first on Drunkcyclist.com.

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A Drunk Letter to USAC

Dearest USA Cycling, You’ve released a clarification of the “rules” for us mountain bikers to abide by and only one thing comes to mind; it’s a Continue reading →The post A Drunk Letter to USAC...

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UCI postpones enforcement of rule 1.2.019

USA Cycling is backtracking. Well, no shit… A February letter from UCI President Pat McQuaid to USA Cycling made it clear that rule 1.2.019, which prohibits all Continue reading →The post UCI postpones...

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Cupcake Hits the Road: Part ehh

You know the feeling of discontent? The discontent that’s felt when you can’t seem to figure out what fulfillment is or find a little joy Continue reading →The post Cupcake Hits the Road: Part ehh...

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It’s not the gear hot shot.

The roads are free with plenty of tickle, each time I ride trying to remember my luck. To be able, to have the time, the patience, Continue reading →The post It’s not the gear hot shot. appeared first...

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I’m in the wrong business

My man Dirty sent out this one via email earlier tonight. When I typed “business” in the title of this piece, I pretty much meant Continue reading →The post I’m in the wrong business appeared first on...

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A Bright Future for a Changed Sport

Pat McQuaid has launched his re-election campaign as UCI president with a plethora of rhetoric and political hogwash. Go figure. “I am delighted to launch Continue reading →The post A Bright Future for...

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10 Steps to Not Be a Post Ride Chode

I just got back from the bathroom, I had to vomit for a while to purge myself of this amateur bullshit. Don’t ask me why I Continue reading →The post 10 Steps to Not Be a Post Ride Chode appeared first...

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Why Not?

So a couple of weeks ago (end of June actually) HD and I conspired to wake up early and hit it hard from the back. Continue reading →The post Why Not? appeared first on Drunkcyclist.com.

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Trending thoughts (part 1)

I have spent quite a bit of time unplugged from the bike world over the past couple months. It has been good to come back Continue reading →The post Trending thoughts (part 1) appeared first on...

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You Keep it Classy Ben Berden

There is a certain time when certain people need to be called out, and in this case, it’s a doped-up lying asshole cheat named Ben Continue reading →The post You Keep it Classy Ben Berden appeared...

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The Sunday Spore with D2: “A Treatise on Carbon” Edition

Saddle up, bitches. It’s gonna be a sloppy comments section. You wanted a real rant? Here it is. Well, we all remember this, don’t we? Continue reading →The post The Sunday Spore with D2: “A Treatise...

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BUI Podcast, NEW EPISODE

Welcome back to the drunken nonsense that is the BUI Podcast. Click on the image to be taken to Mountain Bike Radio, and listen away. Continue reading →The post BUI Podcast, NEW EPISODE appeared first...

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BUI Podcast: Sponsored by our friends at Specialized

Okay, not really. Click on the beautiful banner below to listen.  byThe post BUI Podcast: Sponsored by our friends at Specialized appeared first on Drunkcyclist.com.

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